Messages From The Past

The following is an e-mail from the past, composed on Monday, July 20, 2009, and sent via FutureMe.org
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Subject: Happy Birthday Dumbass

Dear FutureMe,
if you do not have a girlfriend by today then you have failed at life. but God still loves you, your family still loves you, and your friends still love you no matter how much of a loser you are and will probably be. you probably have no money because you hate work. you're probably failing a class because you hate school. anyways, now onto the really important stuff. get more tattoos. people will think you are cooler than you actually are. it'll be awesome, you'll have them all fooled. you are 21 now, so be responsible when it comes to alcohol. do not EVER drive while under the influence or the 20 year old punk writing this will kick your butt. i think that is all i can think of right now. your 20 year old self is at sugar pine right now enjoying summer and obviously gettin' paid. your little brother showed you how to write this email and he is really cool. your older brother is also da man. your parents are the best parents in the world and they would do anything for you.

love,
20 year old jax